hullo anonymous cyber-citizenry.
i was just in a bike accident - the unhappy meeting of my wr200 yamaha scram and some road divider railings. a bastard hit-n-run car was involved too, but more details after i impale his sorry face with the spiked wheels of my 'enhanced' wheelchair. scumbag is still at large.
that was a little more than a week ago. now i wrestle with an unforgiving itch under my right-arm cast and melolin on my thigh that keeps flapping in the wind, not unlike the vagina of a decrepit prostitute. injury count is this:
1) fractured 4th and 5th fingers of right hand
2) fractured right shoulder
3) puncture wound on right thigh where some railing bits went in
4) possible ligament tear in right knee
5) a busted bike
woe! for i am right-handed.
welcome to my very loud left-handed complaint about slow, painful recoveries and the inability to scratch my armpit!
tommorrow i get surgery for my broken fingers - stay tuned.
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